How to tell you are turning into a crossfit-nutcase also known as ‘elite f**ker'

No WOD talk just yet as I am at 'work'....

Today we have a small quiz -How to tell if you are turning into a crossfit-nutcase also known as ‘elite f**ker'

1. Is it humanly possible to just go to do your WOD but not want to preach the good word (aka crossfit raves and spiels) to every person you come in contact with?

“Hey Josie, how are y...”

“Wow you know crossfit is totally awesome and you should stop what you are doing right now and watch these YouTube tutorials with me so I can show you how great it is”.

2. Is it possible to not roll your eyes at your mate when they are telling you, rather proudly, about their 1 hour cardio session, or how they are training arms tonight as they did legs last night and can only do one muscle per gym visit?

3. Do you want to just scream at the next person who tells you dead lifts are bad for your back, or you will get ‘too big” if you do all those weights and don’t do any cardio?

4. Do you find your work day is getting in the way of your watching of endless tutorials on snatch hand placement, or kipping head positions? Or get cross your work’s firewall as it won't let you access the main site forum?

5. Do you want to shake some sense into that girl over there eating coco pops for brekkie as eggs are "too fattening and give you high cholesterol"?



Scores

1/5 You are still not quite there in the ‘elite-ness’ yet. keep trying, watch a bunch of tutorials and keep forcing your crossfit nutcase talk on to anyone who listens... actually don’t even wait for them to listen, just talk the talk and follow them as they slowly back away from you.

2/5 As above – keep trying you are almost there, maybe break-it-down a bit and try talking for time.

3/5 As above – try watching AMRAP in 10mins of YouTube crossfit cartons

4/5 Almost f**king elite. You should be proud. You can now compete in crossfit-nutcase comps

5/5 ELITE. You are f**king elite. Full Stop.

anyway... WODo'clock
 
Love Miss "IHopeWeDon'tHaveBurpeesInTonightsWOD" Josie xoxo

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