Fruit Explosion

I am confused. Ok not confused. I get it. Fruit is actually sugar (but pretty and in guise of Natural Goodnesss). Sugar is bad. I was supposed to have given up sugar. Oops I haven’t. So yes, not confused. Just cheating. Everyday. Major #faileo.

I have spent most of this week “researching” various blogs (Robb et al), health programs and downloading lovely eBooks. All paleo (or close variants of), all no sugar, and all rather prescriptive on the rule no fruit. Well mostly. If you have weight issues, inflammation issues, fertility issues holding off back on the fruit is kind of preferred. Read more here if you think I am full of it.

Conclusion: I am unable to find a program specifically designed to allow me to have many serves of fruit per day. I tell myself I am allowed fruit leniency as I am giving up warm hugs of dough (you may call these hugs muffins, peanut butter and honey toast, ham & cheese croissants and the like). In actual fact it seems I am a sugarslut and am very much addicted.

Confession: I had a coconut chocolate bar this week (rationale: it mentioned it cocoa percentage in its name and it had coconut in it). I have also consumed mango, nectarine, grapes and cherries. There is more but I don’t want to scare you. Again, my rational is equally as screwed: the fruit was seasonal and locally grown (who cares), and summer is not here for much longer, so I simply must. Eat. The. Fruits.  

End of argument. As you may notice I didn’t put much thought into these excuses. A true addict at work. I did because I could. That is all.  

Sugar is my weakness. Who knows it might even be as evil as ‘they’ say and be the reason I am able to pinch a jigglely fat bit on my waist when I jab my pesky IVF meds daily.

So with all that in mind, here is a bit of an update to my “Make Me a Better Person <& make a baby>’ Mission

Preparation

• Eat all the fruit in fridge as wastefulness is as naughty as piggyness?

Stage 1

• Stop eating fruit.

End of mission.

Goal

Svelteness of the body, which will make it extremely hard to find a jigglely fat bit to pop the IVF med into.

Pros

The usual, look & feel better. Blah blah.

Cons 

Maybe have to go junky mode with IVF meds and just jab any old place. In between toes anyone?

I will let you know how I go. 

Junkyfruitlady xx

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