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Budgers - Formally known as muffin top, but as I no longer wear ridiculous low rider jeans (em so not in vogue right now you know), the term of the moment is 'budgers'. You can find them hanging over your pants and they grow with every yummy grain-y morsel. Drinking copious amounts of water is allegedly supposed to reduce them (I still remain sceptical about this and am more than happy to be proven wrong).


Kettlebell mood - being so cross you want to through a kettlebell at someone’s head. Ok I would never do that, I will just through it around in a controlled manner. Also used as a verb - I am feeling KBish = move away slowly.