Paleo Fail Log

30 days of strict paleo resulted in a massive fail over the weekend to mark the end of my hard work of staying away from sugar, grains, dairy and everything else that isn't meat, veg, fruit, little starch, nuts and seeds.

I managed to force-feed myself with about a month’s worth of treats. Did I love it? Hell yeah, but I will make sure I don’t crash so hard on my next fail (due in 15 days)... as I feel so yuck now.

The thought of the treat was so much better than the actual treat, each mouthful was riddled with guilt and remorse. I was so shamed out at the check-out counter, I had to bite my tongue so I didn't blurb to the check-out-Miss the baddie food was not mine and I normally just have a lovely nutcase paleo trolley. I was super paranoid check-out-Miss was looking at it thinking: "what a fattie...eat an apple why don't you?"

Friday
Hot chips (cheat-greatness-rating: 1/10)
5 Tim-tams (cheat-greatness-rating: 9/10)
½ twix (cheat-greatness-rating: 8/10)

Saturday
About 15 Tim-tams (cheat-greatness-rating: 9/10)
½ rack of ribs and chips (cheat-greatness-rating: f-ing awesome, off-the-scale rating factor)
2 wines (cheat-greatness-rating: gross, made me slurry for about 30mins)

Sunday
3x crumpets (cheat-greatness-rating: not that great)
3x donuts (cheat-greatness-rating:  f-ing lovely)
2x bread rolls and cheese for dinner (cheat-greatness-rating: this was more a laziness thing than a cheat so blah about a 0.005/10)
8 choc chip bikkies (cheat-greatness-rating: f-ing lovely)
2 x packs of crisps (cheat-greatness-rating: 5/10)

= fatness.

Note to self: I certainly won't be hitting the treats this hard at my next paleo fail. I think I will just have a few leisurely bikkies and leave it at that! I am a chick so I can change my mind at any stage.
Love Miss “UrrgggggYuckVomit” Josie xoxo

Ps back on the paleo now... I threw out all the baddie leftovers. Hello egg. Goodbye Tim-tam.

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